Wednesday, March 26, 2008
SINGAPORE IS STILL FINDING THE FOLLOWING PERSON:
I forgot who the hell he is....
This is a possible disguise picture of him.. BEWARE!!!!!!
*Panic filled the air....
*cues for ppl screaming...
On a dulan note, wah lau... can they fucking find him ASAP!!!! if the US ARMY can find Saddam Hussein in a fucking hole in iRaQ, WHY CAN'T SINGAPORE FIND hIm anywhere!?!?!?!
Maybe Singapore has to unleash their lethal power....
The Inspiration behind the Ducktours phenomenon!!! THE DUCKIES THEMSELVES!
LED by the impeccable HARD GAY!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mesmerized within time...
4:18 PM
Monday, March 24, 2008
This song is da shit man!!!!
... and this is why Man U is worth being at the top!
Mesmerized within time...
3:39 PM
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Past Sunday was damn sweet with Ah Yang's 21st..
Lets start of with this....
YANG DOING THE BLOWJOBB!!!!!!
BUT KA NA SAI! HE NEVER DRINK IT AT THE END!!! SHIT!!! NIGGA!!! LOL!!!!
Ok.. so we went to this Chinese Restaurant called "International Seafood Restaurant" where ah pao's dad worked at. DAMN NICE HOR THERE... FOOD DAMN POWER.. but the service a little bit queer... or maybe because its an auntie that is serving us.. LOL!!!!
and so lets welcome the cast...
Yang, Boon, Pao, Nic (Not in picture), Don (Not in picture?)
and of course....
ME!!!!!
Ok... We spent quite a bit of time shopping at Plaza Singapura.. but judging by the Anti-narcisstic US (LOL!) we never took any pics... So Yang bought this pair of berms from JOHN LITTLE!!! and wah lau.. I did not know that John Little is so damn cheap until I SAW IT!!!!
Bought a pair of berms and a polo tee for only 50 bucks!! KA NA SAI! DAMN CHEAP!!!!!
Next up, we chiong all the way to International Seafood Restaurant after Yang almost gt a number from a gal sitting next to him at bus.. LOL!!!!!
Ok.. HERE ARE THE FOOD!!!! AND KA NA SAI! I FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURE OF THE DRUNKEN PRAWNS!!! the soup damn power sia... LOL!!!!
.... Here comes the 2nd COURSE! THE SZECHUAN HOT AND SOUR SOUP!!! I tell you this soup DAMN SPICY AND SONG!!!!!!!
3rd course we had the CRISPY BEANCURD!!!!!!
From here on, we decided to portion the food ourselves... SWEET RIGHT!!!! LOL!!!
4th course
5th COurse we had the legendary FISH!!! Steamed Seabass with soy sauce!!!!
6th course we had the LEGENDARY CHICKEN!! dang.. i still remember the chicken salt.. LOL!!!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!! When we almost wanna dou alr.. FRIED RICE!!!!
We wanted to have some booze at the restaurant.. HOWEVER, LoOOK AT THIS!!!
70% ALCOHOL LEH!!! SIAO AH!!! MAO TAI LIQUOR!!!!!
and...
Their not so impressive wine collection... =P
BUT THIS IS DA SHIT!!!
Chivas... Only choice.. =P
Following on... We decided to act emo...
LETS START WITH ME!!!
"Showcasing the polo tee and berms i bought that day too..."
THIS IS NOT EMO!!!!!
PAO!! STOP IT!!!!
and kim's darling refused to pose a narcisstic picture like pao...
NOW THIS PICTURE IS EMO!!!
FULL TEAM PICTURE!
We walked all the way from the International Seafood Restaurant to SCRUFFY MURPHY'S WHICH WAS SO DAMN FAR AWAY!!!!
and YANG had the blowjob which he NEVER finish!
and oooh yeah... I miss you my beloved CORONA!!!
Yang's attempt at DOING THE BLOWJOB!!!
and he says he only loves the white stuff... -_-""""
OH DANG!!! ok... and that's it for Yang's 21st!!!!
Mesmerized within time...
11:15 AM
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Today's topic will be about fashion ideas that I must WHACK for my spring collection...
Please note that this is WITHOUT following any sissy men's fashion magazines like Cleo and ITS ONLY ABOUT HER, HER, HER!!! world.
Let me introduce the color theme which fits ALL seasons. WHITE!
B&W (NOT THE FUCKING BMW CAR LA STUPID!), BLACK AND WHITE, is totally ownage for the current LAGGY singapore trend. You can NEVER go wrong with B&W!!!!
So, Let me focus on WHITE today.
1) THE WALLET
FRom AX, where the things are ex!
Essentially, this is a revolutionary design. Note the number of small holes. DAMN CHIO RIGHT! If you think money would drop out, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT! MONEY WOULD NOT FALL OUT OF SMALL HOLES YOU FUCKING TWIT!
What are the things I always have in my wallet?
1) In the cash compartment -> NOTHING (except for TOTO tickets)
2) in the 6 card segments
- EZ Link Card
- Debit Card
- IC
- Workplace card
- poly cards
- Cashcard!
Why do i refrain from carrying cash? I DO LA!!! POCKET IS NOT FAKE!!! but that is only when i wanna buy and tio toto... =D
2) Next up, is this sexy ass belt...
SWEET RIGHT~!!!!! then i can dance to my sexyback.... YEP!
3) MOVING ON NOW, OMG look at these 2 head and neck accessories... YOU HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY PIMPED NIGGA!!!
FO SHIZZLE!!!!!
4) NEXT UP! We have this bitch ass nigga JACKET!!! x 2 (1st pic for white ppl. 2nd pic for black ppl...) NO LA KNS JUST KIDDING
What's up for this contemporary shit? CLASS IS WHAT'S UP NIGGAS!!!!!
5) LAST up is not anything that is WHITE CAUSE ITS BLACK NIGGA!!!!!!
This is da shit... (Literally...)
You may then be thinking... WHY IS THERE NO BOTTOMS OR SHOES!!!!!
CAUSE I HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT THEM NIGGA!!!!!!
This fashion statement has been brought to you by Babu Singh; Love Mutton, Love Curry, Love.. OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Now i just need a nice cap that will cover my bald ass head (which is about to happen in 1 month's time...)
Let me end this post off with a bloody good ending....
KA NA SAI!!!!
Mesmerized within time...
5:50 PM
KA NA SAI!!!! DULAN AH!!!! TODAY I GO BUY 4D!!!! I BOUGHT THIS NUMBER! CAUSE GT ULTRA INSPIRATION LA!!!!
THEN WAH LAU!! RESULTS COME OUT!!!
*please note the 3rd prize...
Wednesday
12 Mar 08 Draw No: 2671
1st Prize 0735
2nd Prize 7639
3rd Prize 3790
KA NA SAI!!! ZI TAO MIRROR EFFECT!!!!! nvm nvm nvm!!!!!! AHHH!!!! KNOW EARLIER BUY I BET! KA NA SAI!
Never mind... its ok to let this happen cause I WILL TIO TOTO TMR!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! BETTER TIO LEH KA NA SAI!
Mesmerized within time...
1:18 AM
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Introducing the ultimate fetish....
I swear i will get this before my car!!! (Provided if I really manage to find it)
DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIND THIS PIANO!!!
Mesmerized within time...
9:57 AM
WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
You scored as a Visual&PerformingArts
You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in the Visual or Performing Arts (e.g., Art, Art Education, Art History, Ceramics, Culinary Arts, Dance, Drawing, Fashion Design, Film, Graphic Design, Interior Design, Marketing (advertising), Music, Music Education, Music Theory, Painting, Photography, Theatre).
It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.
Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.
Visual&PerformingArts
100%
History/Anthropology/LiberalArts
94%
French/Spanish/OtherLanguage
94%
Accounting/Finance/Marketing
88%
English/Journalism/Comm
88%
Psychology/Sociology
81%
Biology/Chemistry/Geology
81%
Education/Counseling
75%
HR/BusinessManagement
75%
Mathematics/Statistics
69%
Physics/Engineering/Computer
63%
Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health
63%
Religion/Theology
56%
PoliticalScience/Philosophy
50%
SHIT! dun tell me i entered the wrong course.. -_-
Mesmerized within time...
1:37 AM
Monday, March 10, 2008
What does Hakuna Matata mean??
NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!!!!
But this is only applicable once you tio toto!!!! I think i can create a song based on this liao...
Emo version!~~~~ To the tune of Last Xmas by Savage Garden
Last Thursday, I queued up like fuck, by the very same night, My heart broke again....
This Thursday, I queue up again, so please let me tio TOTO JACKPOT!!!!!
Last Thursday, I queued up like fuck, by the very same night, My heart broke again....
This Thursday, I queue up again, so please let me tio, let me tio...... TOTO JACKPOT!!!!!
WOAHHWOWOWOWOWWW~~~~~~
Once Bitten, but NEVEr SHY!!!! Buying toto, oh could you please lit up my mind..
6 sets of numbers, but i always buy system 7... oh please.. why am I always so stressed up again..
Tell me, baby,
can you lemmi tio-o?
Well*, it's been 20 years,
But i never even tio once.
Every Thursday.
I go to the counter and fill it,
With 7 strokes*,
Saying "I love TOTO", I meant it.
Now I know,
What I fool I've been.
But if you let me tio,
I will love you more and more.....
Last Thursday, I queued up like fuck, by the very same night, My heart broke again....
This Thursday, I queue up again, so please let me tio TOTO JACKPOT!!!!!
Last Thursday, I queued up like fuck, by the very same night, My heart broke again....
This Thursday, I queue up again, so please let me tio, let me tio...... TOTO JACKPOT!!!!!
A crowded shop,
Ah PEK ad AH MA with tired eyes.
I'm hiding from you,
*MY LEGENDARY TOTO NUMBERS.*
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on,
Then, you cut the queue, and then asked me to FUCK OFF.
Come out from the shop with a fire in my heart,
A Man with desire
But the results tore me* apart.
*Oooh.. now I'm back to square one
I'l queue up again.....
Last Thursday, I queued up like fuck, by the very same night, My heart broke again....
This Thursday, I queue up again, so please let me tio TOTO JACKPOT!!!!!
Someone!
Mesmerized within time...
4:13 PM
Friday, March 07, 2008
haix.... emo le la... never tio toto and 4d... =(
Mesmerized within time...
12:01 AM
