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Sunday, March 18, 2007

Something completely random....


This is a story about a banana named Banana... with a sec 1 standard english.. LOL!!!


Banana had an interesting life as a banana... hanging on a tree and occasionally have some shit landed on it... but that's all right! cause banana like it a lot... The days passed by and as more shit landed on it... with the rain washing it away... Banana became bored.. it wanted something more exciting... it wanted another... BANANA...


But a catastrophe happened... THE BANANA was harvested from the farmer and then packaged and sold to the supermarkets! During which, the Banana had been cut off from the main body... the Banana was screaming and writhing in pain! It has been seperated from its rambutans as the tree was a hybrid and special tree which could grow rambutans and Banana at the same time! During the time when it was cut off, the Banana has flashbacks of its memorable past. With Shit Dropping on it and the wind blowing against it and the thorns from the Rambutan when the wind was blowing strongly at the BANANA.

the Banana had fainted due to the extreme pain during the process. But it had soon woke up to the view of so many other Bananas in a dark room with it! Technically, there was a crate in which the bananas were stored in. Banana was so scared upon seeing so many dead Bananas beside it! Soon, the crate opened up and it had soon saw the light of the outside world. Being extremely scared, the Banana was stunned and was motionless even though it had the chance to run away. But even so, it could not cause it does not have its rambutans anymore!It had been at the top of the Banana pile at the supermarket. Many people came buy.. from grumpy grandma's to unknown transexuals to Banana lickers. the Banana had been praying for a beautiful girl to pick him up so at least he would not die in the saddest way.

His dreams finally came true when a beautiful girl in a yellow dress approached him and touched him. Next, he became even more estatic when she had grabbed him and put him on her basket. A few hours later passed and the girl reached home. She had taken the Banana out and took off the peel. She then proceeded to lick it and the Banana felt that it was the happiest Banana in the world! However, soon, His fantasy became a nightmare when she then proceeded to BLEND the Banana into a BANANA milkshake.. A few mins later... we observe a mins of silence as the sound of the blender was heard...

REST IN PEACE BANANA!!! WE MISS YOU!!!! =(

Mesmerized within time...
3:03 AM