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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

wah lan eh.. april... coming BTT... ALL TOOK THEIR LICENSE OR TAKING THEIR PRACTICAL KNN I TAKING BASIC NIA!!!! FUCK!!! k... that is a bit rough but anywho... this i what i imagine if i manage to pass my theory tests and move onto practical... IF LA... before i reach army...




I was told there are these steps to the test...

---> Emergency Brake... I think i should be able to pass this stage of the test.. JUST PRAY I DUN SCREW UP AND STEP ON THE GAS PEDAL INSTEAD... LOL!!!

tester emotion: -_-



---> Vertical parking... I think i cfm will langa one or two cars and maybe scratch and wreck their cars as well... LOL!!!


tester emotion: o_O



---> S Cross..... siao eh... later i do initial D style drifting the testor zi tao ki siao...

tester emotion: O_O!!!!! KNN I CANNOT EVEN DO THAT SIA!!!


---> Slope..... increase the acceleration at the trough *aka the peak area... AND FULL SPEED DOWNWARDS!!!


tester emotion: CCB!!!! ROLLER COASTER SIBO!?!?


---> Parallel Parking: Probably not langa... but wreck a few cars only... bo simi la... prob force one car to move till the pavement.. bo simi la... the other just kana crushed only....

tester emotion: KNN!!! I GONNA FUCKING FAIL THIS FUCKER!!!!




---> directional change: Never signal and chiong... Cut ppl's lanes and give them Middle finger..

tester emotion: SART SIBO!?!?!? LIMBEI FAIL YOU LIAO!!!


crank cross: do an extreme drift along the way....

tester emotion: WAH LAU!!! WHY NEVER DO EARLIER!!??!?!? SO EXCITING!!!! I LIKE!?!?!?

My emotion: KNN GIVE YOU ONE BIG SLAP LA FUCKING GAY!!!



On the Road: Drive on a neighbourhood road at 80km/hr and do drifts when the fucker ask me to turn... cut ppl's lane... give the middle finger... scold knn along the way... fly past traffic lights and give the testor the ride of his life...


Tester reaction: DEAD

My reaction: YAY!!! I GOT MY LICENSE!!!!! can show off limbei card liao!!! LOL!!!!!




ok... i am just being lame... =D

Mesmerized within time...
1:07 AM